Share a Post-Merge Cleanup production story

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Goal

Share a real Post-Merge Cleanup production story — win or honest failure — to help others calibrate tech-debt scanning loops.

Files

• New file under stories/ (follow stories/TEMPLATE.md or an existing story)
• Update stories/README.md index row

Acceptance criteria

• Which tool and cadence you used
• What the loop caught (or missed) in the first week
• Kill switch, verifier, or human gate you relied on
• One lesson for the next team trying Post-Merge Cleanup

Estimated time: ~45 minutes